Standing Outside A Broken Phonebooth With Money In My Hand - Primitive Radio Gods
So there was an elderly blind woman who came in to get her hair done and when she was leaving this happened:
Her: you’re beautiful!
Me: thank you!
Her: you’ve got a man don’t you?
Me: I do.
Her: but he’s far away.
Me: he’s in Texas.
Her: handsome man! He’s gonna marry you. He loves you. Think of me when you get that ring!